meme godess

after you were punished

What if I told you

Die Hard is a Thanksgiving movie?

I tried going through the looking glass once and it didn't work

that lying little Alice girl is full of drecky poo

Procrastinated a history paper because of Attention Deficit Disorder

Still weeps with frustration because I have too much information for the Page limit.

Hi my name is dick gra-

Hello my name is ass

When I realise my phone hasn't charged

you say the remote is missing

was it important

Such pain

Much Gain

When you sneeze and someone says bless you then you remember you home alone

OH NAH

Get's his first job in Cyber Security

Sets his password to Letmein

Ooops

My cow farted

if there is a cat named gumball

why cant the fish be named gumdrop

My favorite president?

It would be Putin of course! Poo-tin, get it?

I heard the guy had a fake casting couch so I went to see it

It's not fake, it's real I even banged on it

What if I told you

most of my body feels male, but my left leg feels trans, my right pinky finger feels nonbinary, the center of my forehead feels like an attack helicopter, and my penis feels female. I am oppressed, give me free stuff.