Grumpy Cat Meme Generator
It's Friday and someone at work has organised "fun drinks". There is a quiz. There are teams. There is a man with a whistle. You had fun once. It was awful.
At the wedding your aunt holds up her phone and says "big smile!" You give her the smile you have. She takes eleven more, in case one of them works. None of them works.
The shop assistant asks if you'd like a loyalty card, ten percent off today. No. A receipt by email? No. A bag for 10p? No. "Have a lovely day!" We'll see.
The family group chat asks everyone to share the highlight of their week. Six people post sunsets. You post nothing, which was the highlight of your week.
Why it caught on: Grumpy Cat was Tardar Sauce, an Arizona cat whose dwarfism and underbite gave her a permanent frown, posted to Reddit by her owner's brother in 2012. By all accounts she was gentle, but her face said no to everything, and some days that's the only honest answer.
Best Grumpy Cat posts
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable / Like a coma
- I think i might be emotionally constipated / i haven't given a shit in days
- goes to mcdonalds / orders unhappy meal
- some people were droped on thier heads as babies / you were clearly thrown at a wall
- I'm not a morning person / or an afternoon or evening person
- weren't you born on a highway? / because that's where most accidents happen
- row row row your boat gently down the / waterfall
- that feeling / when you realize this cat is more famous than youll ever be
- you teased me with that laser pointer / so i shit in your shoe
- Worst. Apocalypse. / EVER.
- It takes more muscles to frown than to smile? / weaklings
- down the chimney saint nicholas came with a bound / to die on the spikes I installed on the ground
- What doesn't kill you / failed
- I WENT TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK ONCE / I WAS NOT AMUSED
- I wish my lawn was emo / so it would cut itself
- If your happy and you now it / I don't care
- POKEMON GO ? / BANNED !!
- A B C D E / F U
- JUSTIN BIEBER IS GOING TO SPACE / GOOD, LEAVE HIM THERE
- Went to disney world / ate mickey mouse