hannah cullip

once upon a time there was a fat starfish

he was so fat that everyone got smothered to death

theres a penis with eyeballs

sitting next to me

if you do the cooking by the book, then youll have a-

(undyne smashes into scene) BREAK IT DOWN BITCH! LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP! GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING...

if trump is orange

then why does he like white people

imagine a world

without you in it

i pissed on the bed

but i didnt take a shit on it

can you please expel

this bitch in my class named cyniah shes a little cunt yeah she is i just want her to shut the fuck up for once and i want her to die a slow and painful death in clam chowder and yeah im talking to you cyniah lewis

one does not simply

fail preschool

hello from the other

meeeme

you cant break up

if you dont have a girlfriend

dude did you know tacocat backwards

is tacocat?

in five nights at anime

you get jumphumped

so you started a cooking class recently

i'll go tell the starving african kids how much your life sucks compared to theirs

i am so happy

that i dont have to look at your shitty face anymore

did you notice that bart simpson

actually sound like fart simpleton?