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Someone pushes in at the post office. The sensible part of you says let it go. The wolf says push in front of the whole queue, then post yourself to Belgium. You let it go. The wolf takes notes.

It's 3 in the morning and you're hungry. The normal answer is toast. The wolf's answer is breakfast, lunch and dinner, all at once, eaten off the hob with a spatula.

A colleague borrows your stapler and never gives it back. Ask nicely, says reason. Staple his desk to yours, says the wolf. You send a polite email that begins "just following up".

The alarm goes off for your 6 o'clock run. Snooze, says your body. Run to the next town and don't come back until they know your name, says the wolf. You press snooze. Twice.

Why it caught on: a snarling grey wolf's head on a red and orange colour wheel, the unhinged twin of Courage Wolf. It's the voice in your head you sensibly ignore, finally given capital letters and fangs.

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