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borrows your iphone
texts all females in your contact list for nudes
borrows your iphone
texts all females in your contact list for nudes
Scumbag Steve
  • 58
What do free porn sites and whores have in common?
They're loaded with viruses
What do free porn sites and whores have in common?
They're loaded with viruses
old lady
  • 3
What's worse than fire ants nesting in your crotch?
Being forced to hear Justin Bieber music
What's worse than fire ants nesting in your crotch?
Being forced to hear Justin Bieber music
Anti Joke Chicken
  • 3
Shows up at random high school party
steals all the liquor
Shows up at random high school party
steals all the liquor
Scumbag Steve
  • 3
Cleveland steamer?
I wonder how much they would charge to clean my carpets
Cleveland steamer?
I wonder how much they would charge to clean my carpets
old lady
  • 2
What's worse than getting raped with a blowtorch?
Getting raped with a blowtorch while Justin Bieber music is playing in the background
What's worse than getting raped with a blowtorch?
Getting raped with a blowtorch while Justin Bieber music is playing in the background
Anti Joke Chicken
  • 1
Has a footlong dick with the girth of a soda can
can't use it because he's impotent
Has a footlong dick with the girth of a soda can
can't use it because he's impotent
Bad Luck Brian
  • 1
Fell asleep while watching netflix series
Can't remember which episode was on while I fell asleep
Fell asleep while watching netflix series
Can't remember which episode was on while I fell asleep
First World Problems
  • 1
Husband bought me a brand new car
it's a kia
Husband bought me a brand new car
it's a kia
First World Problems
  • 1
your family tree must be a cactus
because everyone on it is a prick
your family tree must be a cactus
because everyone on it is a prick
Grumpy Cat
  • 3
My criminal record is proof
that I am vot a virgin
My criminal record is proof
that I am vot a virgin
Pedobear
  • 2
I keep pressing the tab button
but I still haven't gotten my damn soda!!!
I keep pressing the tab button
but I still haven't gotten my damn soda!!!
old lady
  • 6
They wanted me to get rid of my mustache
I got rid of their bodies instead
They wanted me to get rid of my mustache
I got rid of their bodies instead
Vengeance Dad
  • 2
Invites everybody in class to b-day party at Chuck E. Cheese; even specified unlimited tokens and pizza in the invitations
nobody showed up
Invites everybody in class to b-day party at Chuck E. Cheese; even specified unlimited tokens and pizza in the invitations
nobody showed up
Forever Alone
  • 7
i'm getting really sick of 80's nostalgia in media.
if i hear one more synthesizer....
i'm getting really sick of 80's nostalgia in media.
if i hear one more synthesizer....
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
  • 21

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