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cop says "Please walk a straight line and recite the alphabet backwards while touching your nose"

Bitch, I can't do that, even when I'm sober!

cop says "Please walk a straight line and recite the alphabet backwards while touching your nose"

Bitch, I can't do that, even when I'm sober!

Stoner Stanley

19

I said no to drugs

but they didn't listen

I said no to drugs

but they didn't listen

Stoner Stanley

25

Your computer is too fast

That's unacceptable and I will do everything in my power to put a stop to that

Your computer is too fast

That's unacceptable and I will do everything in my power to put a stop to that

Windows

3

a salad dressing?

a salad dressing?

Patrick Star Instrument

28

Uses the money he saved to install toilet bowl cameras in the employee bathrooms

Uses the money he saved to install toilet bowl cameras in the employee bathrooms

Crazy Perverted Japanese Businessman

8

Say no to drugs

say yes to chugging gallons of mtn dew, eating cheetos by the fistful, and playing xbox in a dark room all day

Say no to drugs

say yes to chugging gallons of mtn dew, eating cheetos by the fistful, and playing xbox in a dark room all day

Butthurt Dweller

17

I'll start my own fast food restaurant chain

with blackjack and hookers

I'll start my own fast food restaurant chain

with blackjack and hookers

bender blackjack and hookers

3

don't come home until you're chrysler 300a

don't come home until you're chrysler 300a

High Expectations Asian Father

12

bodily fluids everywhere

bodily fluids everywhere

Everywhere

14

Patrick Star Instrument

4

You shouldn't get extra breaks in work

just because you chose to take up the habit of smoking

You shouldn't get extra breaks in work

just because you chose to take up the habit of smoking

Unpopular Opinion Puffin

22

I DON'T KNOW WHY PARENTS WITH UGLY KIDS ENTER THEM IN CUTEST BABY CONTESTS

PARENTS OF MENTALLY HANDICAPPED KIDS DON'T ENTER THEM IN SCIENCE FAIRS

I DON'T KNOW WHY PARENTS WITH UGLY KIDS ENTER THEM IN CUTEST BABY CONTESTS

PARENTS OF MENTALLY HANDICAPPED KIDS DON'T ENTER THEM IN SCIENCE FAIRS

Unpopular Opinion Puffin

24

I strongly feel that people who get angry when the toilet seat is up

I strongly feel that people who get angry when the toilet seat is up

Unpopular Opinion Puffin

47

If your religion says you should kill people

Start with yourself

If your religion says you should kill people

Start with yourself

Unpopular Opinion Puffin

117

If Japanese Pop is JPop,

Then is Chinese Rap CRAP?

If Japanese Pop is JPop,

Then is Chinese Rap CRAP?

Philosoraptor

108

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