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People who don't pick up after their dogs

are irresponsible pet owners and have no business taking care of any living thing

People who don't pick up after their dogs

are irresponsible pet owners and have no business taking care of any living thing

Unpopular Opinion Puffin

10

I jumped in their open chest cavities

I jumped in their open chest cavities

PTSD Karate Kyle

5

They said I could never get laid

so I got them laid....to rest

They said I could never get laid

so I got them laid....to rest

PTSD Karate Kyle

9

If 2pac and Biggie were still alive

nobody would give 2 shits about either of them

If 2pac and Biggie were still alive

nobody would give 2 shits about either of them

Unpopular Opinion Puffin

5

I don't always kill my family

but when I do, it's because they ignored me on father's day

I don't always kill my family

but when I do, it's because they ignored me on father's day

Vengeance Dad

8

Why do black people like chicken?

Because it's fucking delicious

Why do black people like chicken?

Because it's fucking delicious

Anti Joke Chicken

14

"I won't be shopping here anymore!!!"

that just means one less shitty customer I have to deal with

"I won't be shopping here anymore!!!"

that just means one less shitty customer I have to deal with

Retail Robin

9

Oh, you don't like how my brand new luxury suv is destroying the environment?

Please, tell me all about how your rusty 20 year old honda civic that drips oil and belches smoke from the tailpipe is so much better for the environment

Oh, you don't like how my brand new luxury suv is destroying the environment?

Please, tell me all about how your rusty 20 year old honda civic that drips oil and belches smoke from the tailpipe is so much better for the environment

Willy Wonka

10

if 5 out of 10 people suffer from diarrehea

does that mean 5 people enjoy it?

if 5 out of 10 people suffer from diarrehea

does that mean 5 people enjoy it?

Philosoraptor

50

Does she have a loose vagina?

Or do I have a small dick?

Does she have a loose vagina?

Or do I have a small dick?

Philosoraptor

6

Girlfriend gets bad haircut that makes her look like a 12 year old boy

Still says it looks cute

Girlfriend gets bad haircut that makes her look like a 12 year old boy

Still says it looks cute

Good Guy Greg

8

A man walks into a bar

then he hits an old lady with his car later that night because he was drunk driving

A man walks into a bar

then he hits an old lady with his car later that night because he was drunk driving

Anti Joke Chicken

3

Alcohol and tobacco kills millions each year, marijuana killed nobody in the history of earth

can you guess which ones are legal here?

Alcohol and tobacco kills millions each year, marijuana killed nobody in the history of earth

can you guess which ones are legal here?

Scumbag America2

27

Ate 1/4 lb cheezburger

Ate 1/4 lb cheezburger

Exercise Cheeseburger

4

Patrick Star Instrument

12

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