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Alcohol and tobacco kills millions each year, marijuana killed nobody in the history of earth

can you guess which ones are legal here?

Alcohol and tobacco kills millions each year, marijuana killed nobody in the history of earth

can you guess which ones are legal here?

Scumbag America2

27

How tough am I?

I told a feminazi to get her ass back in the kitchen and survived

How tough am I?

I told a feminazi to get her ass back in the kitchen and survived

Tough Spongebob

25

If Jared Fogle was the the spokesperson for subway

does that mean eating subway sandwiches will turn you into a pedophile?

If Jared Fogle was the the spokesperson for subway

does that mean eating subway sandwiches will turn you into a pedophile?

Philosoraptor

13

Finally gets the courage to meet online girlfriend in person

Finally gets the courage to meet online girlfriend in person

Bad Luck Brian

18

Uses the money he saved to install toilet bowl cameras in the employee bathrooms

Uses the money he saved to install toilet bowl cameras in the employee bathrooms

Crazy Perverted Japanese Businessman

8

Tries marijuana for the first time

Tries marijuana for the first time

Bad Luck Brian

25

Oh, you don't do drugs?

please, tell me about how that alcoholic beverage you're drinking isn't a drug

Oh, you don't do drugs?

please, tell me about how that alcoholic beverage you're drinking isn't a drug

Willy Wonka

39

Got full scholarship to Florida state

Florida state penitentiary

Got full scholarship to Florida state

Florida state penitentiary

Bad Luck Brian

11

a salad dressing?

a salad dressing?

Patrick Star Instrument

28

Your computer is too fast

That's unacceptable and I will do everything in my power to put a stop to that

Your computer is too fast

That's unacceptable and I will do everything in my power to put a stop to that

Windows

3

Bum rushes you for the last slice of pizza

only takes 2 bites and throws the rest away

Bum rushes you for the last slice of pizza

only takes 2 bites and throws the rest away

Scumbag Steve

8

To everybody who got killed in an accident they caused because they were texting and driving

you fucking deserved it

To everybody who got killed in an accident they caused because they were texting and driving

you fucking deserved it

Unpopular Opinion Puffin

5

I said no to drugs

but they didn't listen

I said no to drugs

but they didn't listen

Stoner Stanley

25

cop says "Please walk a straight line and recite the alphabet backwards while touching your nose"

Bitch, I can't do that, even when I'm sober!

cop says "Please walk a straight line and recite the alphabet backwards while touching your nose"

Bitch, I can't do that, even when I'm sober!

Stoner Stanley

19

I'm poor because I can't find a well paying job. I can't find a well paying job because I didn't go to college

I didn't go to college because I couldn't get a student loan. I couldn't get a student loan because I'm poor

I'm poor because I can't find a well paying job. I can't find a well paying job because I didn't go to college

I didn't go to college because I couldn't get a student loan. I couldn't get a student loan because I'm poor

First World Problems

5

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