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What if I told you
you have a purdy mouth
What if I told you
you have a purdy mouth
What If I Told You
  • 5
Has a baby and thinks she's better than everyone else because of it, then spends all her time bragging about being a mom on facebook
Baby dies from neglect because she literally spends all her time bragging about being a mom on facebook
Has a baby and thinks she's better than everyone else because of it, then spends all her time bragging about being a mom on facebook
Baby dies from neglect because she literally spends all her time bragging about being a mom on facebook
Annoying Facebook Girl
  • 16
Says people who work at mcdonalds are losers with no lives
never had a job and spends 16 hours a day on facebook
Says people who work at mcdonalds are losers with no lives
never had a job and spends 16 hours a day on facebook
Annoying Facebook Girl
  • 6
What if I told you
Politicians are only interested in doing what benefits themselves, not what benefits the people
What if I told you
Politicians are only interested in doing what benefits themselves, not what benefits the people
What If I Told You
  • 37
So, you say what happens in vegas stays in vegas?
Did the STD's you caught from that mob of tranny prostitutes stay in vegas too?
So, you say what happens in vegas stays in vegas?
Did the STD's you caught from that mob of tranny prostitutes stay in vegas too?
Willy Wonka
  • 6
What do you call a castrated unicorn?
eunuch-orn
What do you call a castrated unicorn?
eunuch-orn
Lame Pun Coon
  • 5
People who don't pick up after their dogs
are irresponsible pet owners and have no business taking care of any living thing
People who don't pick up after their dogs
are irresponsible pet owners and have no business taking care of any living thing
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
  • 10
They jumped me
I jumped in their open chest cavities
They jumped me
I jumped in their open chest cavities
PTSD Karate Kyle
  • 5
If 2pac and Biggie were still alive
nobody would give 2 shits about either of them
If 2pac and Biggie were still alive
nobody would give 2 shits about either of them
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
  • 5
They said I could never get laid
so I got them laid....to rest
They said I could never get laid
so I got them laid....to rest
PTSD Karate Kyle
  • 9
I don't always kill my family
but when I do, it's because they ignored me on father's day
I don't always kill my family
but when I do, it's because they ignored me on father's day
Vengeance Dad
  • 8
"I won't be shopping here anymore!!!"
that just means one less shitty customer I have to deal with
"I won't be shopping here anymore!!!"
that just means one less shitty customer I have to deal with
Retail Robin
  • 9
Why do black people like chicken?
Because it's fucking delicious
Why do black people like chicken?
Because it's fucking delicious
Anti Joke Chicken
  • 14
Oh, you don't like how my brand new luxury suv is destroying the environment?
Please, tell me all about how your rusty 20 year old honda civic that drips oil and belches smoke from the tailpipe is so much better for the environment
Oh, you don't like how my brand new luxury suv is destroying the environment?
Please, tell me all about how your rusty 20 year old honda civic that drips oil and belches smoke from the tailpipe is so much better for the environment
Willy Wonka
  • 10
"Oh my gaawd, I'm so wasted"
only had 1 smirnoff ice
"Oh my gaawd, I'm so wasted"
only had 1 smirnoff ice
Annoying Facebook Girl
  • 7

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