abi

one does not simply

make an 'evil dead' movie w/out Bruce campbell

I haz risen.

now my lawyers are whining

because no one is asking for their autograph

i want to sign someone's cane

why wasn't i invited

Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "To the fairest." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.

the goddess eris

ERIS was the goddess or spirit (daimona) of strife, discord, contention and rivalry. She was often represented specifically as the daimon of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.

"Rock star juan martinez".....

but i'm the star of this show!!! (kicks puppy)

I'm Tired of all These Motherfuckin' Christians

on my motherfuckin' feed

natural dread locks!?

ain't nobody got time fo dat!!

Monsanto

GET YOUR gmo'S OUT OF MY FOOD!