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walking is like
teleporting in slow motion.
walking is like
teleporting in slow motion.
Stoner Stanley
  • 0
computer died
only goal in life: get a new computer at all costs.
computer died
only goal in life: get a new computer at all costs.
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 0
all dishes dirty
add paper plates to shopping list.
all dishes dirty
add paper plates to shopping list.
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 0
no clean pans
let's see if you can boil water in a bowl...
no clean pans
let's see if you can boil water in a bowl...
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 1
i don't always get diarrhea at a bad time
but when i do, i lean awkwardly and grip the arm of the chair as i struggle to hold it in.
i don't always get diarrhea at a bad time
but when i do, i lean awkwardly and grip the arm of the chair as i struggle to hold it in.
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 15
stomach growls
diarrhea
stomach growls
diarrhea
Paranoid Parrot
  • 5
accidentally ran a stop sign
america's most wanted
accidentally ran a stop sign
america's most wanted
Paranoid Parrot
  • 5
got sunburn from swimming
start saving money for cancer treatment.
got sunburn from swimming
start saving money for cancer treatment.
Paranoid Parrot
  • 9
wears a wetsuit to bed
spiders could crawl up the sleeves of pajamas.
wears a wetsuit to bed
spiders could crawl up the sleeves of pajamas.
Paranoid Parrot
  • 5
fart was blamed on someone else
can't sleep because of guilt.
fart was blamed on someone else
can't sleep because of guilt.
Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
  • 1
imagines lyrics to video game music
can't un-hear them.
imagines lyrics to video game music
can't un-hear them.
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 3
if the only evidence we have of god's existence is word of mouth from 2000 years ago
isn't it a little bit retarded to believe it?
if the only evidence we have of god's existence is word of mouth from 2000 years ago
isn't it a little bit retarded to believe it?
Philosoraptor
  • 0
why does god forgive the guys who tortured jesus to death
but sends gay people to hell without a trial?
why does god forgive the guys who tortured jesus to death
but sends gay people to hell without a trial?
Philosoraptor
  • 0
why do you fight against gay rights
but do nothing against rape, murder, and poverty?
why do you fight against gay rights
but do nothing against rape, murder, and poverty?
Philosoraptor
  • 1
if girls don't like guys staring at them
why do they wear clothes they know men are attracted to?
if girls don't like guys staring at them
why do they wear clothes they know men are attracted to?
Philosoraptor
  • 0

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