Paranoid Parrot Meme Generator
The car behind has taken the same three turns as you. You are being followed. You take a fourth turn, into a supermarket car park, just to be sure. It's your neighbour. She waves.
You live alone. You still lock the bathroom door. You still check behind the shower curtain. Nobody has ever been behind the shower curtain. Yet.
The essay is saved. You save it again. You email it to yourself, then copy it to a USB stick you keep in your sock drawer. The deadline is in three weeks.
Your boss messages "can we have a quick chat tomorrow?" and nothing else. You spend the night drafting a resignation letter. In the morning she asks if you'd like a parking space.
Why it caught on: a blue hyacinth macaw glancing over its shoulder, a photo online by 2004 from a Worth1000 Photoshop contest, took off from 4chan in 2010. Nobody is ever actually in danger: it's just what your brain does at 2 in the morning, with better plumage.
Best Paranoid Parrot posts
- Two black guys parked next to each other / drug deal
- BED MAKES A SMALL NOISE / yOUR MOM THINKS YOU'RE MASTRUBATING
- Hear jets flying / War has begun
- masturbate / be afraid of dead relatives in heaven watching you
- Stay 15 Minutes in bathroom / everyone is thinkin i'm fapping
- Decide to FAP / UNPLUG WEBCAM
- Live alone / still pee with door closed
- INSULT SOMEONE over internet / fear they may come after you
- DISCONNECT from server / i'm being hacked
- A car takes the same turn / I'm being followed
- People on the street are staring at me / they know
- i can't pee / everyone outside the bathroom is listening
- about to fap in empty house / check all the rooms to make sure you're alone
- SAVES DOCUMENT / EVERY MINUTE
- cat stares at random corner for a long time / oh god a ghost
- Locks everything. / What if they're in the House?!
- BAG FORGOTTEN ON SUBWAY TRAIN / IT'S A BOMB
- Looking up symptoms of mental disorders on wikipedia / having all of them
- come home alone at midnight / yell real loud, in a deep voice, when you enter so the murder knows you aren't someone to mess with
- laptop has webcam / theres hackers watchin me