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Y U NO make me sandwich

tells you not to eat pork

makes bacon smell so damn good

tells you not to eat pork

makes bacon smell so damn good

Scumbag God

2

many people dont belive i exist

i still dont want to prove it

many people dont belive i exist

i still dont want to prove it

Scumbag God

20

Kills Everone WHo opposes or doesnt believe in him

Kills Everone WHo opposes or doesnt believe in him

Scumbag God

92

Lets you beat cancer

Kills you with vending machine

Lets you beat cancer

Kills you with vending machine

Scumbag God

13

Created earth and everything else

but who created me?

Created earth and everything else

but who created me?

Scumbag God

22

Convinces Christians he never gives up on you

No Way to get out of hell once you're there

Convinces Christians he never gives up on you

No Way to get out of hell once you're there

Scumbag God

40

makes bananas the perfect fruit

makes more people allergic to bananas than almost any other fruit

makes bananas the perfect fruit

makes more people allergic to bananas than almost any other fruit

Scumbag God

16

SAYS EVERYONE GOES TO HEAVEN

SAYS EVERYONE GOES TO HEAVEN

Scumbag God

11

I'm not sayin jezebel was easy...

but, before she moved to soddom, it was known for its pottery.

I'm not sayin jezebel was easy...

but, before she moved to soddom, it was known for its pottery.

Scumbag God

27

unlimited power

can't make ''jesus'' acceptable in scrabble

unlimited power

can't make ''jesus'' acceptable in scrabble

Scumbag God

11

every time you fap

every time you fap

Scumbag God

2

Confounds the world for making babel's tower

lets man go to the moon

Confounds the world for making babel's tower

lets man go to the moon

Scumbag God

10

YOU HAVE FREE WILL

AS LONG AS YOU USE IT TO WORSHIP ME

YOU HAVE FREE WILL

AS LONG AS YOU USE IT TO WORSHIP ME

Scumbag God

58

i kill all egyptian kids to punish their king

i curse herod with sickness for killing all jewish kids a few centuries later

i kill all egyptian kids to punish their king

i curse herod with sickness for killing all jewish kids a few centuries later

Scumbag God

3

guy lives after freaky accident - i saved him

guy dies in freaky accident - shit happens

guy lives after freaky accident - i saved him

guy dies in freaky accident - shit happens

Scumbag God

21

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