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creates the universe 13.5 billion years ago for the sole purpose of human life

forgets to create humans until 200,000 years ago

creates the universe 13.5 billion years ago for the sole purpose of human life

forgets to create humans until 200,000 years ago

Scumbag God

0

puts G-spot up ass

makes sodomy a sin

puts G-spot up ass

makes sodomy a sin

Scumbag God

0

Says two men loving eachother is unnatural

and a talking snake isn't?

Says two men loving eachother is unnatural

and a talking snake isn't?

Scumbag God

2

Creates rush limbaugh

...that was the joke

Creates rush limbaugh

...that was the joke

Scumbag God

2

You want a sign?

How about I make your life harder?

You want a sign?

How about I make your life harder?

Scumbag God

31

Scumbag God

3

desperately wants everyone to worship him

Allows no recorded evidence of existance

desperately wants everyone to worship him

Allows no recorded evidence of existance

Scumbag God

2

All of creation sorted then one night of fun with a girl from Galilee to celebrate

bang "who's the daddy?"

All of creation sorted then one night of fun with a girl from Galilee to celebrate

bang "who's the daddy?"

Scumbag God

5

Destroys whole town with tornado

Destroys whole town with tornado

Scumbag God

17

Need sunlight to synthesize vitamin D

Need sunlight to synthesize vitamin D

Scumbag God

5

busy punishing gays

neglects to intervene when 6 year old girl gets shot on her steps

busy punishing gays

neglects to intervene when 6 year old girl gets shot on her steps

Scumbag God

3

I love my children unconditionally, until they dont

then I'll beat them to show them how much i love them

I love my children unconditionally, until they dont

then I'll beat them to show them how much i love them

Scumbag God

4

Made a world for humans

Makes healthy food taste like dog feces

Made a world for humans

Makes healthy food taste like dog feces

Scumbag God

41

takes credit for everything

takes credit for everything

Scumbag God

2

no sex before marriage

or you burn in hell for eternity

no sex before marriage

or you burn in hell for eternity

Scumbag God

27

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