Yoda_of_Soda

I think i might be emotionally constipated

i haven't given a shit in days

I Always assume people on the internet are male

unless they specify otherwise

momma said i can be anything i want when i grow up

so i became her husband

teacher gave me a c

i gave her a c4

steals your ipod

says he somehow found the exact same ipod at a park

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im talented

Do you have friends?

yes, i have all the seasons

they said i'd miss my family

i never miss at close range

"im fat because it runs in my family"

no-one runs in your family.

Spends his entire life creating system immune to viruses

gets cancer

What if I really am the 1,000,000th visitor

And I just missed out on a free Ipad?

What if all gays were hipsters

and they date guys because girls are too mainstream?

Receives mail on birthday

eviction notice