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Get an erection
everyone is looking at your pants
Get an erection
everyone is looking at your pants
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
computer freezes for a second
burns thesis onto 10 cds
computer freezes for a second
burns thesis onto 10 cds
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
signed up for annual pass
checks e-mail every 5 minutes
signed up for annual pass
checks e-mail every 5 minutes
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
梁振英當選？
飛去瓦努阿圖
梁振英當選？
飛去瓦努阿圖
Paranoid Parrot
  • 0
Waiting for the train/subway.
SOMEONE IS GOING TO PUSH ME ONTO THE TRACKS.
Waiting for the train/subway.
SOMEONE IS GOING TO PUSH ME ONTO THE TRACKS.
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
Thnks people are staring
"WHAT!?" now people are staring
Thnks people are staring
"WHAT!?" now people are staring
Paranoid Parrot
  • 2
BUS DRIVER TAKES DIFFERENT ROUTE
BEING KIDNAPPED
BUS DRIVER TAKES DIFFERENT ROUTE
BEING KIDNAPPED
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
Lights go off in hebron high school's locker room
run the fuck out of there
Lights go off in hebron high school's locker room
run the fuck out of there
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
starts watching porn
there's a hidden camera in the wall
starts watching porn
there's a hidden camera in the wall
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
open browser during presentation
everyone will see my porn history
open browser during presentation
everyone will see my porn history
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
leave arm dangling over bed
gonna get eaten by monsters
leave arm dangling over bed
gonna get eaten by monsters
Paranoid Parrot
  • 2
someone photographs me on the street
police, fbi, interpol, 4chan, teh interwebz, person will masturbate to pic
someone photographs me on the street
police, fbi, interpol, 4chan, teh interwebz, person will masturbate to pic
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
haven't heard from friends in more than a week
they hate you and never want to see you again
haven't heard from friends in more than a week
they hate you and never want to see you again
Paranoid Parrot
  • 32
Faping in room
Can't Remember if door is locked
Faping in room
Can't Remember if door is locked
Paranoid Parrot
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