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Walks into wall

apologizes

Someone came to my door talking about jesus

i introduced them.

fIND HER TAMPONS

soAK WITH CORROSIVE ACID

CRAVES EGGS BENEDICT

EATS THE POPE

WIN LOTTERY JACKPOT

SPEND IT ALL ON LOTTERY TICKETS

She Took your pen without permission

take her life without permission

See a lady getting ROBBED

KILLS THE ROBBER AND THE LADY

body hurts because of cramps

hurt it back

Talks to cleverbot

Cleverbot doesn't respond

Knows more memes

Than girls

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Got an april fools joke

they weren't joking

Watches video from the ring

nobody calls

just one friend away!

from having one friend...