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if you cant make her your wife
dont make her a mother
if you cant make her your wife
dont make her a mother
Facebook Philospher
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women need a reason to have sex
men just need a place
women need a reason to have sex
men just need a place
Facebook Philospher
  • 1
simile
it irritates those who hate you
simile
it irritates those who hate you
Facebook Philospher
  • 0
Dear homework, you are unattractive
therefore, i cannot do you
Dear homework, you are unattractive
therefore, i cannot do you
Facebook Philospher
  • 2
give a man a gun and he can rob a bank
give a man a bank and he can rob the world
give a man a gun and he can rob a bank
give a man a bank and he can rob the world
Facebook Philospher
  • 4
if you want breakfast in bed
sleep in the kitchen
if you want breakfast in bed
sleep in the kitchen
Facebook Philospher
  • 1
if you are going to be two-faced
at least make one of them pretty
if you are going to be two-faced
at least make one of them pretty
Facebook Philospher
  • 2
facebook
has little to do with faces and nothing to do with books
facebook
has little to do with faces and nothing to do with books
Facebook Philospher
  • 2
wants to change the world
too lazy to find a job
wants to change the world
too lazy to find a job
Facebook Philospher
  • 1
yeah i have a clothing company
i just havn't made or sold anything...ever
yeah i have a clothing company
i just havn't made or sold anything...ever
Facebook Philospher
  • 3
if there are plenty of fish in the sea
why do we have food distribution problems?
if there are plenty of fish in the sea
why do we have food distribution problems?
Facebook Philospher
  • 1
i pretend to read thoughtful books
to cover up the fact ive been a business student since 2003
i pretend to read thoughtful books
to cover up the fact ive been a business student since 2003
Facebook Philospher
  • 1
Did you hear?
They're making a diablo 2!
Did you hear?
They're making a diablo 2!
Slowpoke
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goes to strip club
jizzed his pants
goes to strip club
jizzed his pants
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 2
when is a good time to buy land?
right meow
when is a good time to buy land?
right meow
Business Cat
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