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Why Do people say they take a shit
when they are actually leaving one
Why Do people say they take a shit
when they are actually leaving one
Philosoraptor
  • 119
If robert pattinson is a vampire, and taylor lautner is a werewolf
does that make justin bieber a fairy?
If robert pattinson is a vampire, and taylor lautner is a werewolf
does that make justin bieber a fairy?
Philosoraptor
  • 47
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow
HOW COLD IS IT GOING TO BE?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow
HOW COLD IS IT GOING TO BE?
Philosoraptor
  • 28
If corn oil is made out of corn. And olive oil is From olives.
Than what is baby Oil made from?
If corn oil is made out of corn. And olive oil is From olives.
Than what is baby Oil made from?
Philosoraptor
  • 57
if i tweet about whitney houston's death not being noteworthy
how do i get around the fact that i noted it
if i tweet about whitney houston's death not being noteworthy
how do i get around the fact that i noted it
Philosoraptor
  • 28
if a child is born deaf
what language does it think in?
if a child is born deaf
what language does it think in?
Philosoraptor
  • 123
If god created tHe sun on the fourth day
How did four days pass?
If god created tHe sun on the fourth day
How did four days pass?
Philosoraptor
  • 108
if its good to be awe "some"
why is it bad to be aw "ful"?
if its good to be awe "some"
why is it bad to be aw "ful"?
Philosoraptor
  • 130
Ladies: Life is not a garden
Dont be a hoe
Ladies: Life is not a garden
Dont be a hoe
Facebook Philospher
  • 2
Sometimes I wake up bitchy
Other times I let her sleep in
Sometimes I wake up bitchy
Other times I let her sleep in
Facebook Philospher
  • 2
Money and success don't change people
They merely amplify what is already there
Money and success don't change people
They merely amplify what is already there
Facebook Philospher
  • 1
She's got as many rips in her heart
as she does in her jeans
She's got as many rips in her heart
as she does in her jeans
Facebook Philospher
  • 1
if i woke up beside you everymorning
i would be a morning person
if i woke up beside you everymorning
i would be a morning person
Facebook Philospher
  • 2
Im in a open relationship with alcohol
Fucks me regularly
Im in a open relationship with alcohol
Fucks me regularly
Facebook Philospher
  • 1
Throwing ice at people
because they need to chill
Throwing ice at people
because they need to chill
Facebook Philospher
  • 2

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