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stopped the gas pump
at exactly 20 bucks
stopped the gas pump
at exactly 20 bucks
Victory Baby
  • 3
stopped the gas pump
at exactly 20 dollars. eat it suckers.
stopped the gas pump
at exactly 20 dollars. eat it suckers.
Success Kid
  • 0
was already slowed down
cop hiding behind the billboard
was already slowed down
cop hiding behind the billboard
Success Kid
  • 0
Its not that the hot chicks don't want me
My standards are just too high to lower myself to their materialistic substandards.
Its not that the hot chicks don't want me
My standards are just too high to lower myself to their materialistic substandards.
Butthurt Dweller
  • 3
chick at comicon just said "Beam me up scotty"
Lame poser doesn't realize that was never actually said in Star Treck episode Gamesters of Triskelion. Pshh. Wannabe.
chick at comicon just said "Beam me up scotty"
Lame poser doesn't realize that was never actually said in Star Treck episode Gamesters of Triskelion. Pshh. Wannabe.
Butthurt Dweller
  • 0
Sent myself some roses on Valentines Day
Had them delivered to the office in front of the girls.
Sent myself some roses on Valentines Day
Had them delivered to the office in front of the girls.
Low self esteem cow
  • 1
listen to nine inch nails
they get me
listen to nine inch nails
they get me
Low self esteem cow
  • 2
if we think thoughts by talking to ourself with words
How did cavemen think
if we think thoughts by talking to ourself with words
How did cavemen think
Philosoraptor
  • 0
heard the boy who cried wolf
always came back to check
heard the boy who cried wolf
always came back to check
Good Guy Greg
  • 25
was the last one to add to the joke
laughs alone briefly and looks away until everyone moves on
was the last one to add to the joke
laughs alone briefly and looks away until everyone moves on
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 3
Telemarketer calls me....then won't say anything
y u no talk????
Telemarketer calls me....then won't say anything
y u no talk????
Y U No
  • 1
Verily I say unto thee, that one's chronological period of existence
is merely an interger
Verily I say unto thee, that one's chronological period of existence
is merely an interger
Joseph Ducreux
  • 1
Trips while walking in front of strangers
turns around pretending to look at something that caused it.
Trips while walking in front of strangers
turns around pretending to look at something that caused it.
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 3
had to ask "what" too many times
Wishes he could ask again, but pretends he heard
had to ask "what" too many times
Wishes he could ask again, but pretends he heard
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 15
Snagged your little toe on the coffee table again
Get the chainsaw!
Snagged your little toe on the coffee table again
Get the chainsaw!
Insanity Wolf
  • 2

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