beherns

Says he's dtf

doesn't even know how to get his dick inside and is scared of the idea of a women seeing him naked

you think my face looks stupid

but at least my earrings and necklace match

chris hanson

can't keep me from gettin my fuck on

i really miss the good ole days

when dakota fanning was hot

checklist:

beer, condoms, handcuffs, duct tape, ky jelly, pornos, wine coolers, candy, newports, xanex, ghb, roofies, tabs, weed, rubber fist, gram of blow, pictures of cock, camera, brittney spears cd, gun, blindfold

are you 5 years old

cuz muh dick is lyke supah hard!

raping kids seems bad

but it hurts so good

yeah i'd fuck a midget

if i mistaked them for a child

i dont always make memes

but when i do they are clever as shit

I don't always lose my train of thought

but when i do...

I only have one like on my post

IT was me

Girl wants to go all the way

tells her to wait for the right guy

IF GUNS don't kill people, people kill people

does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?