MeetMiniMoose

Back in my day we captured pokemon

Not StD's

Back in my day we captured pokemon

Not StD's

Start dancing violently

Realize you're the only one moshing

C.R.E.A.M.

Currency Reigns Engaging All Memes

Those who hail from the land of shoalin

Are not to be trifled with

Why am I always in the spotlight??

Armenians, Cambodia, Bosnia, Rwanda, Darfur...

Why am always in the spotlight??

Armenians, Cambodia, Bosnia, Rwanda, Darfur...

I'm original..

Because the general public doesn't remember Glam Rock or know of J-Rock

Finds out consumerism negatively affects rest of the world

feels sad... Oh look the next iPhone is coming out soon :) Becomes comfortably numb

I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child so that I can be born. Eventually I'll kill myself as a sacrifice to myself in order to save you all from the sin I originally condemned you to.....

How could you not worship me?

People keep calling and asking why I haven't returned.

Well my last trip left me traumatized. Those crosses around their necks don't help my condition.

Rap?

How dare you? I would never degrade my reciting of words over rhythms To such a title.

lol? rofl? smh? trolls?

Oh dear. The Colonies discovered psychological warfare.

stopped breathing?

continue to live on through your creations

"... So then he..."

riveting tale brethren