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Take Zofran. Feel like puking immediately.
Cannot allow myself to puke. Zofran too expensive.
Take Zofran. Feel like puking immediately.
Cannot allow myself to puke. Zofran too expensive.
Chronic Illness Cat
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I'm considering bringing a rubber mallet with me everywhere I go. Other person: "You just need to...."
Me: "Hit you in the head with a rubber mallet!"
I'm considering bringing a rubber mallet with me everywhere I go. Other person: "You just need to...."
Me: "Hit you in the head with a rubber mallet!"
Chronic Illness Cat
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I love the commercials for biologics where you see old people dancing. It's like, no, that's not RA.
I'm 20, and I don't dance like that couple.
I love the commercials for biologics where you see old people dancing. It's like, no, that's not RA.
I'm 20, and I don't dance like that couple.
Chronic Illness Cat
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no matter how often people say "Oh my god, why aren't you over that?"
I'm not.
no matter how often people say "Oh my god, why aren't you over that?"
I'm not.
Chronic Illness Cat
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I feel like my medical history is summed up by:
"Hmm, that's weird. Not unheard of. But weird."
I feel like my medical history is summed up by:
"Hmm, that's weird. Not unheard of. But weird."
Chronic Illness Cat
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300% done
with migraines
300% done
with migraines
Chronic Illness Cat
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"Are you feeling any better though?"
Well, uh, you see, uh— *vague hand gestures and unintelligible mumbling*
"Are you feeling any better though?"
Well, uh, you see, uh— *vague hand gestures and unintelligible mumbling*
Chronic Illness Cat
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Usually going to the doctor means getting more answers,
but lately for me trips to the doctor have only added more questions.
Usually going to the doctor means getting more answers,
but lately for me trips to the doctor have only added more questions.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Everything’s Sore and I’m Probably Going to Die. Also: I’m Hungry.
-- The most likely title of my autobiography
Everything’s Sore and I’m Probably Going to Die. Also: I’m Hungry.
-- The most likely title of my autobiography
Chronic Illness Cat
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Pain can turn me
into a monster.
Pain can turn me
into a monster.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Keeping a steady sleep pattern is one of the keys to managing migraines, especially chronic daily migraines.
There’s just one problem: IT’S ALMOST FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE!
Keeping a steady sleep pattern is one of the keys to managing migraines, especially chronic daily migraines.
There’s just one problem: IT’S ALMOST FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE!
Chronic Illness Cat
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What I say to friends & co-workers: I'm feeling better.
What I actually am feeling like: I'm only sick about 75% of the time instead of 95% of the time.
What I say to friends & co-workers: I'm feeling better.
What I actually am feeling like: I'm only sick about 75% of the time instead of 95% of the time.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Sometimes death
seems better than the migraine in my head
Sometimes death
seems better than the migraine in my head
Chronic Illness Cat
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I always find it hilarious when a tech/nurse is concerned about nudity and my modesty.
Modesty set sail about two chronic conditions ago.
I always find it hilarious when a tech/nurse is concerned about nudity and my modesty.
Modesty set sail about two chronic conditions ago.
Chronic Illness Cat
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wish my metabolism worked as fast
as my anxiety
wish my metabolism worked as fast
as my anxiety
Chronic Illness Cat
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