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If people don't toast toast, toasters toast toast

Does that mean if i beat you to death with a baseball bat, that the bat killed you?

If people don't toast toast, toasters toast toast

Does that mean if i beat you to death with a baseball bat, that the bat killed you?

Philosoraptor

2

If i beat you to death with a toaster,

Did I kill you or did the toaster kill you?

If i beat you to death with a toaster,

Did I kill you or did the toaster kill you?

Philosoraptor

2

Yo Dawg, I heard you wish you were older

so we gave you Progeria so you could get older while you get older

Yo Dawg, I heard you wish you were older

so we gave you Progeria so you could get older while you get older

Yo Dawg

0

I prefer a more rotund posterior than most men

and i am unable to present this in a deceitful manner

I prefer a more rotund posterior than most men

and i am unable to present this in a deceitful manner

Joseph Ducreux

2

prefers solo masturbation

has sex with girlfriend anyways

prefers solo masturbation

has sex with girlfriend anyways

Good Guy Greg

12

Hell Yeah Jesus

0

I have 99 aggrievances

but a wench is not among them.

I have 99 aggrievances

but a wench is not among them.

Joseph Ducreux

35

ascertain thine self

before thee contributes to thine own destruction

ascertain thine self

before thee contributes to thine own destruction

Joseph Ducreux

10

Yo dawg I herd you like economic depressions

so we collapsed the bank and auto industries in the middle of a recession in the middle of two wars

Yo dawg I herd you like economic depressions

so we collapsed the bank and auto industries in the middle of a recession in the middle of two wars

Yo Dawg

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