anonymous112

you sir!

you like to go after the maidens 10 years your junior

so you take the blue pill?

who's side are you on exactly?

brace yourselves

dick memes are coming

then why did they admit me? why did they let me continue?

admissions must have been down then too

when you're the most irresponsible

and most responsible at the same time

yo dawg

i guess if you look like a slut, you must be one

i have my own library

and i visit the library a lot

i'm always studying

even when i'm not in school

hey girl

study

I don’t want to toot my own horn here but I’m the best [...] this city has ever had.”

These allegations are 100 per cent lies.

“I think everybody’s seen the allegations against me today. I wish I could come out and defend myself. Unfortunately I can’t because it’s before the courts and that’s all I can say right now. I have no reason to resign. I’m going to go back and return my phone calls. I’m going to be out doing what the people elected me to do and that’s save taxpayers money and run a great government.”

“I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine. As for a video, I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist.”

yo dawg

at least it wasn't "hot for teacher" just "bad teachers"