Cool Cat]loves children[Somehow getting new movie

Wait,if in "Cars" there are only cars,what happened to the humans?

OH MY GOD,the cars killED THEM.THEY KILLED THEM ALL!DAMN ALL YOU CARS!!!DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!

SANTA!!!

Y U NO GET ME VIDEO GAME!?

If you look up cool in the dictionary you won't see me,

as I am too cool for the dictionary.

If a sister and brother have sex,

it's not incest.It's training.

tHAT FACE WHEN YOU REALIZE...

dONALD tRUMP HAS NEVER GOTTEN DRUNK IN HIS LIFE.

ThAT FACE When the ice cream truck

is just a white van.

SociAL mEDIA SITE asks you not to swear.

Replace one letter in "fuck" and get out scot free.

So you say your bathroom has windows?

Do you also shower every night?

I made everything,all of it was good.

So next time someone tells you cocaine is bad tell them that.

Once they announced a Ninja Turtles movie,

then they announced Michael Bay was Directing it and everyone died,THE END.

What's my backstory?Why and How am i here?OH YES,RIGHT BEFORE THE DINOSAURS WENT ESCAPE A TIME TRAVEL FROM THE YEAR 21 GAVE ME A POOP SHIELD THAT SOMEHOW PROTECTED ME FROM DEATH AND I SURVIVED FOR YEARS UNTIL I BECAME A MEME.

And that was my life story put short,your welcome.