mememakermes

happy earth day!

oh, and all of you that claim to love me, yet continue to trash the earth, deny science, and mock the scientists and the "tree-huggers"; screw you, fuckers! all of you are going to be burning in the tar pits of hell, while all of the atheists that actually respect the earth, will be getting a nice place in heaven.

when you want to buy some new sneakers

and they don't have it in your size

this is me, a "liberal snowflake",

showing all the fucks i give about butthurt bill o'reilly fans being pissed off that his show got canceled.

Breathes

Gets Bronchitis

Gets employed

Because he's a popular meme

snitched on a crazed killer

killer escapes

finally got a "yes" when i asked a woman out

her name was siri

Talks to cute nurses

Ass stArts Bleeding

Looking through family photos like

5th, 6th, 7th, Jesus christ, 9th...

SpendS 3 hours on homework

Gets everything wronG

Found old coins

Threw them away because someone said theY were junk

writes a demanding email

hits reply all

Finally had enough money to get on a boat

But it was titanic

Demands all responses in memes

Can't see images in skype

Eats Frozen pizza

Not cooked