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She broke my reed

i broke her spine

She broke my reed

i broke her spine

PTSD Clarinet Boy

121

they pointed and laughed

i pointed and fired

they pointed and laughed

i pointed and fired

PTSD Clarinet Boy

135

They told me to get a life

so i took theirs

They told me to get a life

so i took theirs

PTSD Clarinet Boy

128

They said I was flat

So I used something sharp

They said I was flat

So I used something sharp

PTSD Clarinet Boy

95

I'm taking you and your kids out for ice cream

I'm taking you and your kids out for ice cream

Dating Site Murderer

1

i love the dead

zone, i wish it had lasted a couple more seasons

i love the dead

zone, i wish it had lasted a couple more seasons

Dating Site Murderer

1

you can't just beat me at scrabble and not give me a reamatch

you can't just beat me at scrabble and not give me a reamatch

Dating Site Murderer

1

there is no escape

you've been promising to meet my parents for weeks now

there is no escape

you've been promising to meet my parents for weeks now

Dating Site Murderer

1

downloads screener copy

complains the movie didn't do well at the box office

downloads screener copy

complains the movie didn't do well at the box office

Scumbag Steve

1

YOUR CHILDREN WILL SUFFER

if they don't get a well balanced breakfast before heading off to school

YOUR CHILDREN WILL SUFFER

if they don't get a well balanced breakfast before heading off to school

Dating Site Murderer

4

I WILL BURN YOU

THE BEST MIXED TAPE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD

I WILL BURN YOU

THE BEST MIXED TAPE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD

Dating Site Murderer

3

I'm going to break you

off a piece of that kit-kat bar

I'm going to break you

off a piece of that kit-kat bar

Dating Site Murderer

3

you should hang

out with my friend maxwell. I think you guys would really hit it off.

you should hang

out with my friend maxwell. I think you guys would really hit it off.

Dating Site Murderer

5

Of laughter when you see my new play

Of laughter when you see my new play

Dating Site Murderer

4

I'm going to slice you

a piece of delicious cake for your birthday

I'm going to slice you

a piece of delicious cake for your birthday

Dating Site Murderer

13

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