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coffeeblossom

gives a girl the time of day

doesn't expect to be rewarded with sex

gives a girl the time of day

doesn't expect to be rewarded with sex

Good Guy Greg

15

y u no have traffic lights?!

y u no have traffic lights?!

Y U No

2

you shouldn't drink

the water in my town. it's really gross. here, have some bottled water.

you shouldn't drink

the water in my town. it's really gross. here, have some bottled water.

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

the end is near

well, time to start a new book soon!

the end is near

well, time to start a new book soon!

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

i thought i'd have to do laundry, but then i found a clean pair of underwear!

i thought i'd have to do laundry, but then i found a clean pair of underwear!

Ordinary Christian Guy

2

i am completely making up

this speech i have to give at work in 5 minutes

i am completely making up

this speech i have to give at work in 5 minutes

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

Actual Advice Mallard 1

1

find a new therapist

i don't want you talking to that slut

find a new therapist

i don't want you talking to that slut

Jealous Girl

0

i don't always watch sad movies

but when i do, it's shark week

i don't always watch sad movies

but when i do, it's shark week

The Most Interesting Woman in the World

3

i don't always go to the beach

but when i do, i get badly sunburned

i don't always go to the beach

but when i do, i get badly sunburned

The Most Interesting Woman in the World

0

i don't always host dinner parties

but when i do, i have to make 10 different entrees to satisfy everyone's dietary preferences

i don't always host dinner parties

but when i do, i have to make 10 different entrees to satisfy everyone's dietary preferences

The Most Interesting Woman in the World

2

i don't always have a friend with benefits

but when i do, he gets a girlfriend

i don't always have a friend with benefits

but when i do, he gets a girlfriend

The Most Interesting Woman in the World

1

i don't always break up with my boyfriend

but when i do, he tells everyone i was crazy

i don't always break up with my boyfriend

but when i do, he tells everyone i was crazy

The Most Interesting Woman in the World

1

i don't always eat pizza

but when i do, i unravel weeks of hard work

i don't always eat pizza

but when i do, i unravel weeks of hard work

The Most Interesting Woman in the World

0

i don't always send nude pics to my boyfriend

but when i do, we break up and the pictures find their way onto the internet

i don't always send nude pics to my boyfriend

but when i do, we break up and the pictures find their way onto the internet

The Most Interesting Woman in the World

0

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