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had an hour to kill

had an hour to kill

Chuck Norris

2

didn't break a sweat

didn't break a sweat

Chuck Norris

2

made own virgin olive oil.

rubbed mary magdalene down with it. grew her cherry back.

made own virgin olive oil.

rubbed mary magdalene down with it. grew her cherry back.

Chuck Norris

2

so heavy i couldn't lift it. then i lifted it.

so heavy i couldn't lift it. then i lifted it.

Chuck Norris

2

and even dead people laugh

and even dead people laugh

Chuck Norris

2

your problems gone

your problems gone

Chuck Norris

2

crapped diamonds

crapped diamonds

Chuck Norris

1

universe infinite

i ate it as a snack

universe infinite

i ate it as a snack

Chuck Norris

2

world has testosterone shortage

world has testosterone shortage

Chuck Norris

1

gas stations drop prices to compete

gas stations drop prices to compete

Chuck Norris

1

and gas stations sell gallons for two dollars less

and gas stations sell gallons for two dollars less

Chuck Norris

0

when i pass gas

gas stations can sell for two dollars less per gallon

when i pass gas

gas stations can sell for two dollars less per gallon

Chuck Norris

0

treaties banned chemical weapons

treaties banned chemical weapons

Chuck Norris

1

you think i'm pulling your leg?

it's still attached.

you think i'm pulling your leg?

it's still attached.

Chuck Norris

1

smiled at woman

smiled at woman

Chuck Norris

1

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