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what if i told you

to to look closely into my glasses

what if i told you

to to look closely into my glasses

Matrix Morpheus

1

what if i told you

that i have nothing better to do than to tell you things that are funny but you will forget about it in a few seconds and go back to your life and i'm left here alone looking so cool but lonely

what if i told you

that i have nothing better to do than to tell you things that are funny but you will forget about it in a few seconds and go back to your life and i'm left here alone looking so cool but lonely

Matrix Morpheus

1

not sure if i'm writing on paper

or if the paper is writing on me

not sure if i'm writing on paper

or if the paper is writing on me

Futurama Fry

1

you want to have sex with prostitute

only if she has a degree

you want to have sex with prostitute

only if she has a degree

High Expectations Asian Father

1

[Insert statement]

[insert funny, counter statement]

[Insert statement]

[insert funny, counter statement]

Futurama Fry

1

not sure if michael jackson is dead

or if he died during surgery years ago

not sure if michael jackson is dead

or if he died during surgery years ago

Futurama Fry

1

you think this gives you power

you think this gives you power

Bane

1

that'll be my dad

that'll be my dad

Success Kid

1

not sure if i'm squinting

or if i'm just chinese

not sure if i'm squinting

or if i'm just chinese

Futurama Fry

1

maaaaariiiiaaaa

maaaaariiiiaaaa

Captain Picard

19

one does not simply

perform a handjob like this

one does not simply

perform a handjob like this

One Does Not Simply

1

Kai mountain climber

1

i'm not for sale

i'm not for sale

fat chinese kid

1

you can't explain that

you can't explain that

Bill O'Reilly Proves God

1

you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

Obi Wan Kenobi

1

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