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Once kicked a horse in the jaw

its descendants are now known as giraffes

Once kicked a horse in the jaw

its descendants are now known as giraffes

Chuck Norris

175

I threw a grenade and killed 50 people

And then the grenade exploded

I threw a grenade and killed 50 people

And then the grenade exploded

Chuck Norris

145

chuck norrris will strangle you

with a cordless phone

chuck norrris will strangle you

with a cordless phone

Chuck Norris

149

Has a face only a mother could love

parents are a gay male couple

Has a face only a mother could love

parents are a gay male couple

Bad Luck Brian

96

they laughed at my jelly rolls

i laughed at their bullet holes.

they laughed at my jelly rolls

i laughed at their bullet holes.

PTSD Clarinet Boy

2

she said she was tired of me

so i put her to sleep

she said she was tired of me

so i put her to sleep

PTSD Clarinet Boy

1

they stole my lunch money

I stole their lives

they stole my lunch money

I stole their lives

PTSD Clarinet Boy

1

They shattered my dreams

i shattered their craniums

They shattered my dreams

i shattered their craniums

PTSD Clarinet Boy

16

*shoots down rescue helicopter*

this helicopter is full of useful materials

*shoots down rescue helicopter*

this helicopter is full of useful materials

Bear Grylls

65

I don't drink my urine

I absorb it with my asshole

I don't drink my urine

I absorb it with my asshole

Bear Grylls

1

Godfather Baby

1

This cliff right here

is perfect for jumping off of

This cliff right here

is perfect for jumping off of

Bear Grylls

2

i see a village!

civilians are full of calories

i see a village!

civilians are full of calories

Bear Grylls

145

reports guy who killed him

reports guy who killed him

FPS N00b

2

fuck the three kings

im the street king

fuck the three kings

im the street king

Jesus Ambassador To The Atheists

0

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