pgoughy

i'm going to shoot my professor

an email about the class i missed

THey Said They Liked Math

SO I made them a Statistic

So you hate kony,

you should go defeat him with a status

What if it really was a cool story

and she wants me to tell it again?

I'm gonna Cut You

A great deal

iphone charger cord

y u no reach bed?

hey, i just met you and i am crazy,

if you don't date me, i'll say you raped me

sits on right hand until it goes numb, then starts fapping

handjob

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im talented

wouldn't bake me cookies

so i baked them

internet

y u no let me sleep

what if princess Peach wants to be with Bowser

But mario keeps kidnapping her

I see you wear a lot of tap-out

you must be a very dangerous mma fighter