pgoughy

gets propositioned by a virgin

convinces her to wait

not sure if neighbors are having sex

or being murdered.

you're a celebrity?

tell me more how you hate when the fans who made you rich stop you on the street

Math

y u no grow up, i don't want to solve all ur problems.

         .

i always go out on weekends

to get the groceries out of mom's minivan

two jewish men saw a penny on the ground

they continued walking because pennies are not worth picking up in todays economy

I'll just play for a few minutes before going to bed

aaaand it's dawn

If Quizzes are quizzical

what are tests?

if i delete the recycle bin

where would it go?

what if all the 10 year olds on xbox

really did do you mom?

everyone!

why u no stop for hammertime?!

fAVOURITE CHORD?

A MINOR

Hires a hooker

gets friendzoned