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if the arctic is melting

why is the president ordering new ice breakers for the arctic?

if the arctic is melting

why is the president ordering new ice breakers for the arctic?

Philosoraptor

16

I don't always come in early

But when I do, I send emails so everyone knows how early I arrived.

I don't always come in early

But when I do, I send emails so everyone knows how early I arrived.

The Most Interesting Man In The World

17

So, you can't spell and you can't drive

But you still think you can do both at the same time?

So, you can't spell and you can't drive

But you still think you can do both at the same time?

Philosoraptor

26

I don't always remember my dreams

But when I do, they're weird as hell

I don't always remember my dreams

But when I do, they're weird as hell

The Most Interesting Man In The World

27

all i do is screw a supermodel, win superbowls, and fuck over roger godell

upnext, the acquittal of aaron hernandez

all i do is screw a supermodel, win superbowls, and fuck over roger godell

upnext, the acquittal of aaron hernandez

tom brady

1

is it really a selfie

if someone else is in the picture?

is it really a selfie

if someone else is in the picture?

Philosoraptor

11

You say you're an adult?

Please tell me more after you're done with your tantrum.

You say you're an adult?

Please tell me more after you're done with your tantrum.

Willy Wonka

13

then i shot a unicorn

and now when i move my hands this happens

then i shot a unicorn

and now when i move my hands this happens

Imagination

12

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