friiberd

I don't always get a toothpaste stain

but when i do it's near my zipper

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mom

Not sure if

"It isn't" or "It's not"

I want to take the train to work

But then I Can't go out for lunch

Has Girlfriend

Only thinks of her when he masterbates

I hate whites

when they get mixed with darks in the laundry

Breaks the law

school record for highest graduating gpa

Spends 50 years creating pill of Immortality

Chokes on pill

Has a face only a mother could love

parents are a gay male couple

i GET A GALAXY S3 ON MY BIRTHDAY

But the Galaxy s4 Release is this year!

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so you're telling me, you send back your steak if its overcooked

and they give you another one

gas Needle below "e"

made it to work

i don't always return stuff

but when i do, it's to buy more stuff.

When you spell neil armstrong backwards you get

gnorts mr. alien