swagnum

"An epic tale does not simply fall from the sky"

Fuck you F Scott Fitzgerald

We Have to go back!

Gets Ocarina

Plays trumpet

One does not simply

walk into drunk tank

Why ask her out

when you can tell her

Obama

y u no bailout twinkies?

Wow, you're already at level 37, wouldn't it be a shame if somebody...

... Started crying?

I can taste

your anus

And then I told them

"I'll fix the economy"

If a tree falls on a woman in the forest

what was the forest doing in the kitchen?

Rachel doesn't always makes memes, but when she does...

... never mind, she doesn't but she'll still call her sense of humor better

Some Doctor oz raspberry shit made you lose 18 pounds?

your diet must be more severe

Alaska

is american canada

Oh, so you think Obama is the best president ever?

George Washington, abraham Lincoln, JFK, Franklin Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson Harry S Truman, Woodrow Wilson, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and Andrew Jackson cry in their graves every time you say that

Yo obama, Imma let you finish

but george washington and the other 42 presidents that came after are the best presidents of all time