MrBagswell

Goes rock climbing,

uses dick as a grapling hook.

Runs out of ammo in video game,

whips out his dick and starts splodging all over the screen.

Drops the soap,

applys Vaseline and bends over.

Fucking

beaners, man.

Fucking

beaners, man.

Gos to Elmer's,

Rapes elderly man in the boy's bathroom while he takes a shit, gently shits down the elderly man's throat, orders sscrotum flavored pancakes.

Goes to "the closet",

comes back out with a used condom over his head.

Goes to McDonalds,

goes to the bathroom to take a huge shit in a urinal while all the bathroom stalls are taken up, rapes all of the male customers, rapes the cashier for failing to give him impecable customer service, has large gay poopy orgy with Ronald "Penis Clown" McDonald.

Visits Burger King,

orders a poopy cummy cheeseburger with extra pickles and fart sauce with no tomatoes, rapes the Mexican cashier for fucking up his order and for not speaking proper English.

Back in my day

we didn't get testicular cancer from riding our bikes.

Back in my day

all feces used to taste exactly the same.

Back in my day

we didn't have to rely on cheap internet comics to wow an audience.

Back in my day

anal rape was 300 times less fun.

Back in my day

buttplugs were used more often.

Faggotry.

pure faggotry.