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why did the chicken cross the road?
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why did the chicken cross the road?
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Anti Joke Chicken
  • 3
why did the chicken cross the road?
climate change
why did the chicken cross the road?
climate change
Anti Joke Chicken
  • 2
I just now made your acquaintance, and this is decidedly psychologically unbalanced
but here are instructions as to how to reach my estate. call upon me, perhaps?
I just now made your acquaintance, and this is decidedly psychologically unbalanced
but here are instructions as to how to reach my estate. call upon me, perhaps?
Joseph Ducreux
  • 20
May I inquire as to the identity of the good fellow
responsible for releasing the canines?
May I inquire as to the identity of the good fellow
responsible for releasing the canines?
Joseph Ducreux
  • 142
i don't always encourage the dead to vote
but when I do, i encourage aborted babies. they always vote conservative.
i don't always encourage the dead to vote
but when I do, i encourage aborted babies. they always vote conservative.
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
I discovered my sense of elation
on the mound of indigo-colored berries in the section Cyanococcus within the genus Vaccinium
I discovered my sense of elation
on the mound of indigo-colored berries in the section Cyanococcus within the genus Vaccinium
Joseph Ducreux
  • 12
I ponder, conjecture, oh, whosoever?
whosoever penned the tome of eros?
I ponder, conjecture, oh, whosoever?
whosoever penned the tome of eros?
Joseph Ducreux
  • 1
it is quite impossible for me to appropriate gratification
however, I make the effort
it is quite impossible for me to appropriate gratification
however, I make the effort
Joseph Ducreux
  • 1
It is necessary that I relocate to a community apropos
shall you not lay hold of me and transport my person to the village of funk?
It is necessary that I relocate to a community apropos
shall you not lay hold of me and transport my person to the village of funk?
Joseph Ducreux
  • 1
Over yonder the fair damsel took a promenade on the thoroughfare
canting a ballad with the oddest of refrains, "do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do."
Over yonder the fair damsel took a promenade on the thoroughfare
canting a ballad with the oddest of refrains, "do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do."
Joseph Ducreux
  • 5
so you're telling me that in the usa
all democrats have to do is say "I take responsibility" and they never get punished?
so you're telling me that in the usa
all democrats have to do is say "I take responsibility" and they never get punished?
Skeptical 3rd World Kid
  • 19
So you're telling me that in the usa
all liberals have to do is say "I take responsibility" and they never get punished?
So you're telling me that in the usa
all liberals have to do is say "I take responsibility" and they never get punished?
Skeptical 3rd World Kid
  • 0
gas prices went from $1.86 to $5.00 because the economy is better?
I'm old, but I'm not stupid, you lying jackass
gas prices went from $1.86 to $5.00 because the economy is better?
I'm old, but I'm not stupid, you lying jackass
old lady
  • 2
facials?
well, i do have some wrinkles, let's see what they've got
facials?
well, i do have some wrinkles, let's see what they've got
old lady
  • 20
double penetration with blow job and swallow?
oh, come on, meme writer - I may be old, but I'm not that stupid
double penetration with blow job and swallow?
oh, come on, meme writer - I may be old, but I'm not that stupid
old lady
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