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fizzleexmortus

you text me at first

then when i replied, you ignored

you text me at first

then when i replied, you ignored

Jackie Chan

12

Leave work early, get home late

Leave work late, get home early

Leave work early, get home late

Leave work late, get home early

Jackie Chan

8

Jackie Chan

53

You see these self check out lanes?

here i thought i was a comedian, evidently i also work at a grocery store.

You see these self check out lanes?

here i thought i was a comedian, evidently i also work at a grocery store.

Bill Burr

0

"I just have to put your phone No. in the register, we're not gonna do anything with it."

Really? You're just collecting numbers for the f$%^ of it?

"I just have to put your phone No. in the register, we're not gonna do anything with it."

Really? You're just collecting numbers for the f$%^ of it?

Bill Burr

1

Yo dawg, I heard you like threads

So I started a thread to talk about your thread

Yo dawg, I heard you like threads

So I started a thread to talk about your thread

Yo Dawg

1

I read it on the internet

it's gotta be true.

I read it on the internet

it's gotta be true.

Bill Burr

1

How big does your f$%^ing

yacht gotta be?

How big does your f$%^ing

yacht gotta be?

Bill Burr

2

"the mayonaise is over there sir."

then why don't you f%^&ing go over there and put it on my sandwich? I don't work here!

"the mayonaise is over there sir."

then why don't you f%^&ing go over there and put it on my sandwich? I don't work here!

Bill Burr

0

So you're tellin me that facebook post got over 10,000 likes?

where the f$%^ is all my food then?!?

So you're tellin me that facebook post got over 10,000 likes?

where the f$%^ is all my food then?!?

skeptical black kid

1

Fett's clone was better than him.

i can't even kill a damn ewok!

Fett's clone was better than him.

i can't even kill a damn ewok!

Sad Trooper

1

Hands in 2 weeks notice

first one killed in episode IV

Hands in 2 weeks notice

first one killed in episode IV

Sad Trooper

45

Cloned after the best warrior in the GALAXY

STILL CAN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT.

Cloned after the best warrior in the GALAXY

STILL CAN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT.

Sad Trooper

150

not sure if people become more and more stupid

or just me being more sensitive

not sure if people become more and more stupid

or just me being more sensitive

Futurama Fry

2

Not sure if siri is that useful

or just good company for lonely people

Not sure if siri is that useful

or just good company for lonely people

Futurama Fry

2

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