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fizzleexmortus

If you wish to get into my pants

you must first invent the universe

If you wish to get into my pants

you must first invent the universe

Carl Sagan

1

lick my frozen metal ass!

lick my frozen metal ass!

Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez

1

comedy's a dead art form.

tragedy, now that's funny.

comedy's a dead art form.

tragedy, now that's funny.

Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez

6

Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez

2

based on a true story, huh?

based on a true story, huh?

Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez

1

my mommy says im cool

my mommy says im cool

Cool Dog

0

Facebook account is deactivated, facebook account is activated.

you can't explain that.

Facebook account is deactivated, facebook account is activated.

you can't explain that.

Bill O'Reilly Proves God

0

I just wanted to stalk the profile

but I clicked "Add as a Friend"

I just wanted to stalk the profile

but I clicked "Add as a Friend"

First World Problems

57

Bad Luck Brian

28

i don't always watch women's beach volleyball

but when i do, i wish they would make out in between points

i don't always watch women's beach volleyball

but when i do, i wish they would make out in between points

The Most Interesting Man In The World

25

Girl on chatroulette

aaand it's gone

Girl on chatroulette

aaand it's gone

south park aand it's gone

195

One does not simply

land dexter's laboratory on mars

One does not simply

land dexter's laboratory on mars

One Does Not Simply

1

insert thy reproductive organ

Into thine own self

insert thy reproductive organ

Into thine own self

Joseph Ducreux

152

everyone upvotes it

everyone upvotes it

Success Kid

29

They Built the Same Death Star Twice

Never Fixed the hole

They Built the Same Death Star Twice

Never Fixed the hole

Sad Trooper

0

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