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I just met you, and this is crazy,

but here's my shiney metal ass, so kiss it maybe?

I just met you, and this is crazy,

but here's my shiney metal ass, so kiss it maybe?

Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez

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All the things

1

What if the dinosaurs were a spacefaring species

But the reapers wiped them out 65 million years ago.

What if the dinosaurs were a spacefaring species

But the reapers wiped them out 65 million years ago.

Conspiracy Keanu

5

debts everywhere

debts everywhere

X, X Everywhere

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Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez

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Write me in on november 6th

I WILL LEGALIZE EVERYTHING

Write me in on november 6th

I WILL LEGALIZE EVERYTHING

Chuck Norris Advice

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Chuck Norris Advice

17

When life gets you down

When life gets you down

Chuck Norris Advice

5

someone threw a nokia mobile upon me

someone threw a nokia mobile upon me

Chuck Norris Advice

3

when life gives you lemons

beat the living shit out of life

when life gives you lemons

beat the living shit out of life

Chuck Norris Advice

12

Sticks and stones will break your bones...

chuck norris will roundouse kick your head off

Sticks and stones will break your bones...

chuck norris will roundouse kick your head off

Chuck Norris Advice

9

fear of spiders is called arachnophobia

fear of me is called logic

fear of spiders is called arachnophobia

fear of me is called logic

Chuck Norris Advice

33

Just beat the sun

At a staring contest

Just beat the sun

At a staring contest

Chuck Norris Advice

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iF YOU ADD ME LOOKING FOR COMPLIMENTS ON YOUR SLUTTY PICTURES

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

iF YOU ADD ME LOOKING FOR COMPLIMENTS ON YOUR SLUTTY PICTURES

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

Bad time ski instructor 1

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