✏️ Generate

Download Meme Generator on Google Play

drazilaval

down the storm drain.

down the storm drain.

Bad Luck Brian

1

if a tree falls in the forest and nobody shared it on facebook

did it really happen?

if a tree falls in the forest and nobody shared it on facebook

did it really happen?

Philosoraptor

17

buys a brand new mattress

pees the bed that night.

buys a brand new mattress

pees the bed that night.

Bad Luck Brian

10

looking at stuff

is like eating with your eyes.

looking at stuff

is like eating with your eyes.

Stoner Stanley

9

steps on a crack

hospital calls to inform him that his mother has suffered a spinal injury.

steps on a crack

hospital calls to inform him that his mother has suffered a spinal injury.

Bad Luck Brian

8

yo dawg, i heard you like ass

so i put a donkey rump roast up your butt, so you can eat an ass's ass with your ass.

yo dawg, i heard you like ass

so i put a donkey rump roast up your butt, so you can eat an ass's ass with your ass.

Yo Dawg

6

if my parents have decent jobs and raised me well despite having dropped out of school

why is it so important that I go?

if my parents have decent jobs and raised me well despite having dropped out of school

why is it so important that I go?

Philosoraptor

1

here i sit, broken hearted

had to shit when my TV show started.

here i sit, broken hearted

had to shit when my TV show started.

First World Problems

5

you drive an f-150 and own several guns?

tell me all the ways this display of manliness has contributed to human progress.

you drive an f-150 and own several guns?

tell me all the ways this display of manliness has contributed to human progress.

Willy Wonka

1

in soviet russia

the tv watches you.

in soviet russia

the tv watches you.

In Soviet Russia

7

finishes reading the newspaper

wipes ass with it to save money.

finishes reading the newspaper

wipes ass with it to save money.

Foul Bachelor Frog

1

i don't knwo who you are

but if you call this number again, I will find you, and shove your phone up your telemarketing ass.

i don't knwo who you are

but if you call this number again, I will find you, and shove your phone up your telemarketing ass.

I don't know who you are...

3

i don't know who you are

and i don't give a fuck, either.

i don't know who you are

and i don't give a fuck, either.

I don't know who you are...

1

Ermahgerd

1

JERK-O-LERNTERN!

JERK-O-LERNTERN!

Ermahgerd

1

This item will be deleted. Are you sure?