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it's not a meteor, supernova, or pandemic that will wipe out the human race
it's religion.
it's not a meteor, supernova, or pandemic that will wipe out the human race
it's religion.
Philosoraptor
  • 0
religion
is a mental illness.
religion
is a mental illness.
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
  • 0
phillips screws are plus signs
flathead screws are minus signs
phillips screws are plus signs
flathead screws are minus signs
Sudden Realization Ralph
  • 1
so even though california is running out of water
they still shit in it?
so even though california is running out of water
they still shit in it?
Skeptical 3rd World Kid
  • 1
What if I told you
you forgot to flush?
What if I told you
you forgot to flush?
What If I Told You
  • 2
the chicken is so raw
it layed an egg on my plate!
the chicken is so raw
it layed an egg on my plate!
Gordon Ramsay
  • 1
your eggs are so raw
they turned into chickens instead of an omelette!
your eggs are so raw
they turned into chickens instead of an omelette!
Gordon Ramsay
  • 1
you burned the toast so black
the cops are racially profiling it.
you burned the toast so black
the cops are racially profiling it.
Gordon Ramsay
  • 1
you fucked the food so bad
it got pregnant!
you fucked the food so bad
it got pregnant!
Gordon Ramsay
  • 1
relativistic time dilation:
a body at work percieves time moving slower than a body at rest.
relativistic time dilation:
a body at work percieves time moving slower than a body at rest.
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 3
is it "phoney baloney"
or "phogna bologna"?
is it "phoney baloney"
or "phogna bologna"?
Philosoraptor
  • 0
the inevitable end result of capitalism
is that one man amasses enough wealth to buy the nation.
the inevitable end result of capitalism
is that one man amasses enough wealth to buy the nation.
Philosoraptor
  • 1
i enforced communism, holocausted the jews, and caused wwii
obama started obamacare, and you put him on par with me???
i enforced communism, holocausted the jews, and caused wwii
obama started obamacare, and you put him on par with me???
Advice Hitler
  • 0
tells the truth
on april fools day.
tells the truth
on april fools day.
Good Guy Greg
  • 24
if there are only two valid candidates to vote for
it's not a democracy.
if there are only two valid candidates to vote for
it's not a democracy.
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
  • 21

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