guapochalupa02345

Survives in the wilderness alone

With the camera guy

nutella famine?

better drink my own pee

If she doesn't know she's beautiful and that's what makes her beautiful.

Would informing her make her ugly?

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im talented

secretly has large penis

can't get laid

BLOWS out vocal chords

becomes famous dubstep artist

how to be dubstep-producer?

use "wub wub wub" in your lyrics

I got an abortion

Before i was pregnant

one simply does not

change the order of words on a meme

Nice Farm you got there

needs a gaping crater

Get bored

try to drive sensibly like the other cars

goes on chat roulette

no ones masturbates to you

It's Friday...

and you know it

$100 you say?

Best i can do is 2 bucks