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I will coordinate the rescue effort
from my tuscan villa
I will coordinate the rescue effort
from my tuscan villa
Francseco Schettino
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"all crew must be ready 15 minutes before watch handover"
shows up whenever
"all crew must be ready 15 minutes before watch handover"
shows up whenever
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
"I'll get right on that"
tomorrow
"I'll get right on that"
tomorrow
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
hell yeah imma download some porn
12 hours later: "oh god i can't feel my legs"
hell yeah imma download some porn
12 hours later: "oh god i can't feel my legs"
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
take dsm-iv to work to analyze crew
hell yeah axis ii all up in this bitch
take dsm-iv to work to analyze crew
hell yeah axis ii all up in this bitch
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
decide to become a seaman because you hate math and don't want to sit in an office all day
celestial nav makes your brain bleed, and you sit on the bridge for 12 hours a day
decide to become a seaman because you hate math and don't want to sit in an office all day
celestial nav makes your brain bleed, and you sit on the bridge for 12 hours a day
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
take dsm-iv to work
realize crew fits all 5 axes
take dsm-iv to work
realize crew fits all 5 axes
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
take dsm v to work
realize crew fits all 5 axes
take dsm v to work
realize crew fits all 5 axes
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
"i'm bored, better go jerk off"
can't think of anything to jerk off to
"i'm bored, better go jerk off"
can't think of anything to jerk off to
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
"Top side inspection has been pushed back a month"
LOL j/k ur fucked
"Top side inspection has been pushed back a month"
LOL j/k ur fucked
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
Don't worry, i will save everyone
taxi?
Don't worry, i will save everyone
taxi?
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
"100 degrees out? man up"
A/C on bridge quits? compressor out on next chopper
"100 degrees out? man up"
A/C on bridge quits? compressor out on next chopper
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
techs coming to work on boat computer
panic
techs coming to work on boat computer
panic
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
too lazy to log into ism
calls engineer for fuel ticket number
too lazy to log into ism
calls engineer for fuel ticket number
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0
"can't help you guys paint, i have too much paperwork"
plays playstation for 9 hours
"can't help you guys paint, i have too much paperwork"
plays playstation for 9 hours
Disillusioned Bridge Officer
  • 0

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