Misser no here

Friend goes to take a shower

take all of his clothes

Copies another meme's caption

gets 100 upvotes

oh so you live 1000 miles away from your girlfriend

tell me again how much you enjoy blue balls

parents send him to summer camp

camp crystal lake

BLOWS out vocal chords

becomes famous dubstep artist

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im talented

my biggest influences are

my blender and modem

One does not simply

walk up to slenderman

I don't always KILL KENNY

BUT WHEN I DO, I GET CALLED A BASTARD

daughter only dates black men

doesnt disown her

If Adam and Eve were the first humans,

Why do they have bellybuttons?

when you upvote something

are you downvoting someone else's downvote?

If two mermen have sex

Are they at risk for mermaids

if the genie says you can't wish for more wishes

can you wish that you could wish for more wishes?