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pheldozer

i don't always leave loaded guns lying around

but when i do it's when blacked out strangers are sleeping over

i don't always leave loaded guns lying around

but when i do it's when blacked out strangers are sleeping over

The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always leave loaded weapons lyying around

but when i do, it's when i'm blackout drunk

I don't always leave loaded weapons lyying around

but when i do, it's when i'm blackout drunk

The Most Interesting Man In The World

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If you don't find her attractive

would she still be hot?

If you don't find her attractive

would she still be hot?

Philosoraptor

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i don't always call holding penalties

but when i do, it's on a play that would have won the game for the patriots

i don't always call holding penalties

but when i do, it's on a play that would have won the game for the patriots

The Most Interesting Man In The World

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oh, you played football in high school

i'm holding my breath for more details

oh, you played football in high school

i'm holding my breath for more details

Willy Wonka

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you mean to tell me

that you had a room, but threw it away before offering it to someone from this website?

you mean to tell me

that you had a room, but threw it away before offering it to someone from this website?

Skeptical African Child

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A chart from facebook?

let me get my reading glasses out

A chart from facebook?

let me get my reading glasses out

Willy Wonka

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doesn't shit his pants

doesn't shit his pants

Good Guy Greg

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i asked him what he wanted to drink

he said hitler did nothing wrong

i asked him what he wanted to drink

he said hitler did nothing wrong

Internet Husband

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if you don't let me be your roommate

i'll tell the police you raped me

if you don't let me be your roommate

i'll tell the police you raped me

Overly Attached Girlfriend 2

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they jackhammered the street

so i jackhammered their lives

they jackhammered the street

so i jackhammered their lives

Vengeance Dad

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they jackhammered the street

so i jackhammered everyone they care about

they jackhammered the street

so i jackhammered everyone they care about

Vengeance Dad

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for Father's day,you're going to get more

than a cool scar

for Father's day,you're going to get more

than a cool scar

Disaster Girl

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When it's my turn

When it's my turn

Disaster Girl

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brace yourselves

another full day of facebook posts about chick fil a are coming

brace yourselves

another full day of facebook posts about chick fil a are coming

Winter is Coming

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