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nikibwoy

gets new ringtone

never hears it again

gets new ringtone

never hears it again

Forever Alone

90

make dinner for two

dont have to cook tomorrow

make dinner for two

dont have to cook tomorrow

Forever Alone

46

they wound me up

i wounded them up

they wound me up

i wounded them up

Vengeance Dad

1

Dad where did all your hair go?

Kids where did all your organs go?

Dad where did all your hair go?

Kids where did all your organs go?

Vengeance Dad

10

They told me my legs were hairy

at least i have legs

They told me my legs were hairy

at least i have legs

Vengeance Dad

9

they forgot to turn the oven off

so i put them inside

they forgot to turn the oven off

so i put them inside

Vengeance Dad

8

TIE FOR CHRISTMAS?

TIE FOR CHRISTMAS?

Vengeance Dad

14

they asked me to make them dinner

i made them with fava beans and a nice chianti

they asked me to make them dinner

i made them with fava beans and a nice chianti

Vengeance Dad

12

They talked back so i grounded them

They talked back so i grounded them

Vengeance Dad

13

they asked me what 'nam was like

they asked me what 'nam was like

Vengeance Dad

23

I regret starting a family

but finishing one was nice

I regret starting a family

but finishing one was nice

Vengeance Dad

32

They told me i could be anything i wanted

i became a murderer

They told me i could be anything i wanted

i became a murderer

Vengeance Dad

18

they said i drank too much

so i stayed sober at their funeral

they said i drank too much

so i stayed sober at their funeral

Vengeance Dad

19

she says they rather be dead than live with me

sounds like a plan

she says they rather be dead than live with me

sounds like a plan

Vengeance Dad

21

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