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Eat your vegetables, they said. Be a good girl, they said.

Put down the matches, they said...

Eat your vegetables, they said. Be a good girl, they said.

Put down the matches, they said...

Disaster Girl

319

they told me not to touch the stove

So i left it on

they told me not to touch the stove

So i left it on

Disaster Girl

201

they told me not to cry

i told them not to scream

they told me not to cry

i told them not to scream

Disaster Girl

359

Didn't Turn my Swag off

Woke up covered in bitches

Didn't Turn my Swag off

Woke up covered in bitches

Success Kid

14

Haven't eaten all day

drunk off one beer

Haven't eaten all day

drunk off one beer

Success Kid

13

tries to cover up fart by coughing

ends up coughing then farting louder

tries to cover up fart by coughing

ends up coughing then farting louder

Socially Awkward Penguin

18

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